1v1
Pure adaptation. Just you, your random loadout, and one opponent. No excuses.
Every round deals you a weird loadout and a new map. Make it work, knock people down, or try again.
No two matches the same. Good luck.
The Hook
Your loadout is randomized every single match. You get 1–5 attacks from the pool and have to figure out how to win with whatever you're given. Nobody knows what they're working with until the round starts.
1–5 attacks from a shared pool, re-rolled every single match. Nobody knows what they've got until the round starts.
A rotating pool of arenas. The map changes as fast as your loadout does, and you can customize the pool.
Land a heavy hit and your opponent ragdolls. They're stuck on the floor until they stand back up.
Slide under attacks. Dive from the air. Movement is your edge when the dice don't go your way.
See it move
Fight on random maps. Slide under attacks. Dive from the air. Land a heavy hit and your opponent falls over. They can't do anything until they stand back up.
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Game Modes
Pure adaptation. Just you, your random loadout, and one opponent. No excuses.
Bring friends. Combine whatever chaotic attacks you each got dealt and out-adapt the other squad.
Play it your way
Tech Specs
A 300 MB download that asks almost nothing of your PC. Wishlist now, jump in when it drops.
Make it yours
Your attacks are random. Your look isn't. Stack cosmetics, swap outfits, recolor every layer and slap on a face until your fighter is unmistakably, stupidly yours.
Stack hats, masks, glasses and capes, from a Spartan helmet to the Pumpkinator 3000 to a Dev Cape.
Swap full clothing sets like Suit, Plaid, Dirt and Unicolor, or rock community-made designs you can't unsee.
Recolor every layer (hair, skin, shirt, pants, shoes) and hue-shift anything that supports it.
Pick a face, throw an emote, and let the whole lobby know exactly how silly you are.



It's free, by the way
Be there when the servers light up. Wishlisting tells Steam to ping you the second SillyAhhPVP goes live.