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SillyAhhPVP

Every round deals you a weird loadout and a new map. Make it work, knock people down, or try again.

No two matches the same. Good luck.

The Hook

You don't pick your attacks. The game does.

Your loadout is randomized every single match. You get 1–5 attacks from the pool and have to figure out how to win with whatever you're given. Nobody knows what they're working with until the round starts.

  • Random Attacks

    1–5 attacks from a shared pool, re-rolled every single match. Nobody knows what they've got until the round starts.

  • Random Maps

    A rotating pool of arenas. The map changes as fast as your loadout does, and you can customize the pool.

  • Knockdowns

    Land a heavy hit and your opponent ragdolls. They're stuck on the floor until they stand back up.

  • Slide & Dive

    Slide under attacks. Dive from the air. Movement is your edge when the dice don't go your way.

See it move

Watch the chaos unfold

Fight on random maps. Slide under attacks. Dive from the air. Land a heavy hit and your opponent falls over. They can't do anything until they stand back up.

Screens

Postcards from the brawl

Game Modes

Solo it, or bring the squad

1v1

Pure adaptation. Just you, your random loadout, and one opponent. No excuses.

Team vs Team

Bring friends. Combine whatever chaotic attacks you each got dealt and out-adapt the other squad.

Play it your way

  • Online PvP
  • Online Co-op
  • Remote Play Together
  • Family Sharing

Tech Specs

Runs on basically anything

A 300 MB download that asks almost nothing of your PC. Wishlist now, jump in when it drops.

Minimum

OS
Windows 10
Processor
+3 GHz quad-core (or better)
Memory
4 GB RAM
Graphics
Radeon 780M or NVIDIA equivalent
DirectX
Version 11
Storage
300 MB available space

Recommended

OS
Windows 10
Processor
+3 GHz quad-core (or better)
Memory
8 GB RAM
Graphics
NVIDIA GTX 1050 Ti or AMD equivalent
DirectX
Version 11
Storage
300 MB available space
Developer
Jemko
Price
Free to Play
Languages
English · German

Make it yours

No two fighters look alike

Your attacks are random. Your look isn't. Stack cosmetics, swap outfits, recolor every layer and slap on a face until your fighter is unmistakably, stupidly yours.

  • Cosmetics

    Stack hats, masks, glasses and capes, from a Spartan helmet to the Pumpkinator 3000 to a Dev Cape.

  • Outfits

    Swap full clothing sets like Suit, Plaid, Dirt and Unicolor, or rock community-made designs you can't unsee.

  • Colors

    Recolor every layer (hair, skin, shirt, pants, shoes) and hue-shift anything that supports it.

  • Faces & Emotes

    Pick a face, throw an emote, and let the whole lobby know exactly how silly you are.

  • In-game cosmetics menu: a suited character with a grinning sunglasses-emoji face beside a list of head and neck items including a Spartan Helmet, Pumpkinator 3000, Gas Mask and Dev Cape.
    Cosmetics
  • In-game appearance menu with color pickers for hair, skin, shirt, pants and shoes, and the clothing set to a Suit.
    Colors & clothing
  • In-game clothing picker: a grid of outfits such as Suit, Plaid and Dirt plus community-made designs, each with a rarity-colored border.
    Outfits

It's free, by the way

Wishlist it. Adapt when it drops.

Be there when the servers light up. Wishlisting tells Steam to ping you the second SillyAhhPVP goes live.