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Free to play · Windows & Linux

SillyAhhPVP

The game gives you a set of random attacks and you have to make them work.

New loadout. New map. If your plan is bad, you'll find out faster than you'd want to.

You do not pick your attacks.

At the start of every match, everyone gets a different set of attacks from the same pool. There is no build to copy and no favorite combo to lean on.

  1. Random Attacks

    1-5 attacks from a shared pool, re-rolled every single match. Nobody knows what they've got until the round starts.

  2. Random Maps

    A rotating pool of arenas. The map changes as fast as your loadout does, and you can customize the pool.

  3. Knockdowns

    Land a heavy hit and your opponent ragdolls. They're stuck on the floor until they stand back up.

  4. Slide & Dive

    Slide under attacks. Dive from the air. Movement is your edge when the dice don't go your way.

Gameplay

SillyAhhPVP is free to play and coming to Windows and Linux. Play online PvP or co-op, or use Steam Remote Play Together.

Screenshots

Gamemodes

1v1

Just you and your attacks against another player.

ffa

Just you and your attacks against an arbitrary amount of players.

Team vs Team

Bring friends. Combine whatever chaotic attacks you each got dealt and out-adapt the other squad. Or just friendly-fire eachother...

Capture The Flag

A Team vs Team mode on a new map where you take the other team's flag and return it to yours to earn points. 3 Points to win!

Steam supports

  • Online PvP
  • Online Co-op
  • Remote Play Together
  • Family Sharing

Low System Requirements

Runs on basically anything!

Minimum

OS
Windows 10
Processor
+3 GHz quad-core (or better)
Memory
4 GB RAM
Graphics
Radeon 780M or NVIDIA equivalent
DirectX
Version 11
Storage
300 MB available space

Recommended

OS
Windows 10
Processor
+3 GHz quad-core (or better)
Memory
8 GB RAM
Graphics
NVIDIA GTX 1050 Ti or AMD equivalent
DirectX
Version 11
Storage
300 MB available space
Made by
Jemko
Price
Free to Play
Languages
English · German
In-game cosmetics menu: a suited character with a grinning sunglasses-emoji face beside a list of head and neck items including a Spartan Helmet, Pumpkinator 3000 or a Gas Mask
Cosmetics
In-game appearance menu with color pickers for hair, skin, shirt, pants and shoes, and the clothing set to a Suit.
Colors & clothing
In-game clothing picker: a grid of outfits such as Suit, Plaid and Dirt plus community-made designs, each with a rarity-colored border.
Outfits

The attacks are random but the outfit doesn't have to be

Build a character recognizable enough that everyone knows exactly who fell off the map.

  1. Cosmetics

    Stack hats, masks, glasses and capes, from a Spartan helmet to the Pumpkinator 3000 to a Gas Mask

  2. Outfits

    Swap full clothing sets like Suit, Plaid, Dirt and Unicolor

  3. Colors

    Recolor every layer (hair, skin, shirt, pants, shoes) and hue-shift anything that supports it.

  4. Emotes

    Do an emote to let the whole lobby know exactly how silly ahh you are.

Coming soon · Free to play

Be ready for release!

Wishlist SillyAhhPVP now and Steam will send a notification when the game is ready.